You are [name is still pending...], a person imbued with the power of organokinesis (well, closer to that of necrokinesis... but who is actually asking here!?) who is being attacked by [insert random lore that is FAR beyond the scope of what I was trying to do in the first place].

Utilise the destructive power of  organic food and bits of dudes to kill other dudes in a cavalcade of carnage and needless violence!

(WELCOME TO MY EQUIVALENT OF FART HOTEL!)